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October 4, 2006

The Cremated Husband*

* Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated
and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he
was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.*

*Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
started talking to him…. “Herman, you know that
dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!”
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the
ashes then said, “Herman, remember that car you
promised me?
*
*Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!”
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing
her fingers in the ashes she said, “Herman, that diamond
ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!”*

* Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She
said, “Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?”
Here it comes……..*

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Cathy permalink
    October 4, 2006 10:38 pm

    that’s a hoot. thanks

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