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Would you still drink

July 28, 2006

If alcohol came with these warning labels? LOL

WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the

hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are

whispering when you are not.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends

over and over again that you love them.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are

really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically

converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are

tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think

people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor

in getting your ass kicked.

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WARNING:

the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you tpye reel gode

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Tara W permalink
    August 14, 2006 12:04 am

    I need to hang this on my wall!(LOL)

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