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Why I never went into nursing LOL

June 27, 2006

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.

“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know sir, I’m only here to
wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his
testicles in the other.

Then she takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them
sir.”

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
“Thank you very much, that was wonderful, but listen very, very closely…

A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s – b a c k?”

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